What’s A Compilation?

12.28.10 7 years ago 14 Comments

UPDATE – So I uploaded this awesome clip last night and set it to run for today.  And this morning it’s gone.  I has a fail.  I’ve put six minutes of Wiggum quotes after the jump.  Lo siento.

It’s going to be a pretty slow day for breaking TV news today, which is fine by me because it frees me up to post videos like this 10-minute compilation of Ralph Wiggum quotes.  Piping hot damn do I love this confused little hero.  My favorite Simpsons character has been and will forever be Lionel Hutz, but Ralph always manages to maximize his screen time like few other characters on television.  He turns a single throwaway non-sequitur into comedy gold.

And speaking of heroes, kudos to whoever put this compilation together.  I just found it through a Google search, so I don’t know exactly where it came from, but it is a pretty comprehensive collective of Ralph’s best quotes.  As someone who has put together a video or two, I can’t even fathom how much time it must have taken to track down each line and cut it together into this masterpiece.  When I’m running the world, people who do stuff like this will be recognized as they visionaries they are.  Large cash prizes, titles of nobility, harems, etc.  We’ll be a largely unproductive society until our finance minister can figure out a way to turn corgi videos into currency.  Once that happens… ay-chee-mama.  Gold plated koala bears for everyone.

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