12.01.09 8 years ago 17 Comments

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (CBS) — I’m conflicted here. While the Victoria’s Secret Angels are obviously some of the sexiest women on the planet, the VS fashion show has gotten away from what lingerie is all about. Listen, I don’t need my idealized sex fantasies to have giant wings or halos or capes or balloon animals tied to their asses. Let’s stick with sheer mesh bras and crotchless thongs, okay?

Sons of Anarchy (FX) — Season 2 finale. My raving about this show is excessive and well-documented, and I understand if you’re tired of me talking about it. But don’t blame me, I’m just a SAMCRO apostle trying to spread TV gospel.

Scrubs (ABC) — Season 9 premiere. The series has been completely overhauled and is transitioning in a new class of young doctors. Full review here. I’m gonna pass.

The Bad Girls Club (Oxygen) — Season premiere. I’m happy to say that I don’t know where to even begin looking for Oxygen on my DVR, but the clips of this show that make it on “The Soup” are enough to tell me that I don’t need to bother.

The Hills (MTV) — Season finale. Idiots in fake scenarios stare at each other.

(Bonus pictures of Marisa Miller in the $3M bra right HIAH)

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