Hellcats (CW) — The cheerleaders help Dan out by acting in his zombie movie. The zombie thing has obviously been beaten to death (*rimshot*), but the preview below is generous with the cleavage, so I’ve got nothing but good things to say about it.
Body of Proof (ABC) — Christina Hendricks guest stars. She’s looks pretty dowdy in all the previews, but I simply can’t bring myself to say anything negative about her. Too many good memories. I choose to remember her like the inset picture.
Parenthood (NBC) — Season finale. Dax Shepard looks like a more attractive version of Zach Braff. Which is to say: he still sucks.
Glee (Fox) — Guhhhhh-wyneth Paltrow guest stars yet again. Just put her name in the damn credits already.
16 & Pregnant (MTV) — Season premiere. Why, look! It’s people I like even less than Gwyneth Paltrow!
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: ‘The Daily Show,” Colbert, Leno, Letterman, and Fallon are all in repeats this week. That leaves Tina Fey on Conan, The Rock on Kimmel, and Kathy Griffin on Ferguson. Ugh, Kathy Griffin is worse than Paltrow and “16 & Pregnant” combined. She should be burned for fuel. Full listings HYAH.