Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) — It’s the reunion show, and all the Botox in the world couldn’t stop these harpies from expressing their dislike of each other. Afterward, it’s the premiere of “Bethenny’s Getting Married?” which features both the chipmunk-faced pregnant one and an unnecessary question mark. I used to stick up for Bravo. Never again. You A-holes are going into the crap pile with TLC.
NBA Finals (ABC) — Game 4, Lakers at Celtics. It kills me to cheer for the Lakers, but at least their fans won’t annoy me if the team wins.
Burn Notice/Royal Pains (USA) — I’ll give this much to USA: they timed the beginning of their summer shows perfectly. There’s zero competition in terms of new episodes of scripted programming on Thursday nights.
Disaster on the Gulf: A Race Against Time (Discovery) — Oof, that’s how long the spill has been going on. Long enough for someone to pitch the idea, organize a crew, compile/shoot necessary footage, research and write a script, and put it together for air. Oh, and it’s still not contained. Sweet.
Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t! (Showtime) — Season premiere. Shut up and do magic, clowns!
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — The field gets narrowed down to ten dancers. I figure there’s probably some dancing along the way. That’s the way this thing works, right?