What’s On Tonight: 2 Broke Girls And 1 Lindsay Lohan

04.14.14 4 years ago 26 Comments

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2 Broke Girls (CBS, 8 p.m.) — With special guest Lindsay Lohan! Miss How I Met yet?

The Following (Fox, 9 p.m.) — “Ryan’s mission to infiltrate the Korban compound and capture Joe doesn’t go as planned.” Neither did my plans for watching this garbage show.

Mom (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) — Season finale. Mom is this season’s New Show That I Half-Watch Every Week but Always While I’m Doing Other Things, Like Cleaning or Planning How I’m Going to Become Best Friends with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt. Congrats?

Archer (FX, 10 p.m.) — Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos. Psh, who HASN’T been the new president of San Marcos at least once?

Rick and Morty (Adult Swim, 10:30 p.m.) — Season finale. Please watch. Wubadubadubdub!

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Dominic Monaghan and Brooklyn Decker on Ferguson; and Mindy Kaling, Colin Hanks, and MGMT on Conan.

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