What's On Tonight: Nothing But Will Smith Saying 'Welcome to Earf'

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07.02.12 3 Comments

Independence Day (AMC, 8 p.m.) — Come on. You guys know the words. “Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from…” (Banner via)

America’s Got Talent (NBC, 9 p.m.) — Not cool making me hate America, no matter our level of talent, this close to Independence Day, NBC. Not cool at all.

WWE Monday Night RAW (USA, 9 p.m.) — “Paul Heyman promises an answer from Brock Lesnar regarding Triple H’s SummerSlam challenge.” I hope it’s “I am gonna slam you SO hard.” Head over to With Leather for their live discussion post when you’re done reading about the lack of good television on tonight here.

Tanisha Gets Married (Oxygen, 10 p.m.) — Season finale. I see clips from this show on “The Soup” all the time, but I have NO idea who Tanisha is. Is she a member of a band I probably hate? Is she a part of someone’s entourage? Is she a “Queen of Jordan” character IRL? If she gets married, will the show be renamed “Tanisha Got Married”? So many questions, none of which I actually want answered.

Mrs. Winterbourne (TV Guide Channel, 10:30 p.m.) — Brenden Fraser stars in the movie that should have been a prequel to Mrs. Doubtfire, due to solely to its title, but wasn’t.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Repeats for everyone, so watch the Adam West-era “Batman” episode, “Instant Freeze,” on the Hub at 11:30 p.m. instead.

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