What’s On Tonight: Archer Is Stuck In An Elevator And Olivia Pope Is Still Missing (Not Related)

Archer (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Sterling and the gang get called into the office early for a meeting only to get trapped in an elevator. Naturally, they handle it calmly while waiting for help. Half of this is true.

ShondaLand (ABC, 8:00-11:00 p.m.) — Meredith uses a 3D printer to treat a cancer patient on Grey’s Anatomy, Olivia is still missing and the others are struggling to “handle” it on Scandal, and The Keating Five are feeling a bit guilty because of all the murder on How To Get Away With Murder.

Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — Leonard and Sheldon are forced to go up against a cyber-bully on this very special episode. Also, the ladies dig deep to talk about embarrassing moments from their past, like when Blossom had her first period. Sadly, Jenna Von Oy does not appear in flashback.

Mom (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — Christy takes Bonnie to a shrink after witnessing some strange behavior following Alvin’s death.

Backstrom (FOX, 9:00 p.m.) — Backstrom investigates the death of a youth pastor that may have been a cult leader and Sarah Chalke (Becky II) shows up to play Backstrom’s ex-wife and professional antagonizer.

The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Ron Perlman returns for the second part of the dance that was started in the mid-season premiere after the Super Bowl. Will he prevail? No, James Spader’s the f*cking lizard king.

Allegiance (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — In the series premiere, two embedded Russian spies are pushed to convert their CIA agent son to their cause. Yet another drama that would work so much better as a laugh-track sitcom.

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