Archer (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Archer is stuck watching the baby but a Pakistani intelligence officer stops by to wreck his plans.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — April, Jackson, and Dr. Herman are forced to make a tough decision about their unborn child and Meredith tries to visit Derek for the weekend.
The Slap (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — Nuclear war breaks out and scavengers rule the badlands picking bones off the flesh of the non-believers while zombie hordes dance in the distance. To think, all of this starts because Mr. Spock slapped a kid. Don’t miss the thrilling premiere of the show that critics are calling, “The Slap”.
Vampire Diaries (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Jeremy is leaving Mystic Falls and Sheriff Forbes asks for Damon’s help to solve a case.
Mom (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — Christy gets a promotion and Bonnie is going to war with one of the tenants.
Scandal (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Fitz and Andrew go at it and the Gladiators watch as Olivia Pope is put on some kind of underground eBay for crisis management experts. That’s me theorizing a little. Might be like Amazon. Not sure.
The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Uzbekistan separatists take an undercover CIA agent, but Red has the inside scoop on who the kidnapper really is. His name is Ruslan. He came to party.
How to Get Away With Murder (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — A break in the case could change things for Annalise and her students.
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