Bloodline (Netflix) – Danny’s dead, but he’s definitely not gone when season two of Netflix’s family drama Bloodline returns. While most of us are happy to see Ben Mendelsohn’s character back on our screens, his siblings – you know, the ones who offed him at the end of season one – aren’t too thrilled. Expect plenty of paranoia, more Southernisms and a ton of hallucinatory interactions between Danny and his dear brother John.
Chef’s Table (Netflix) – It’s time to make a reservation. The show that’s really just an excuse to ogle at food porn is back and visiting six new chefs in places like Mexico, Brazil, Slovenia and the states to see what mouth-watering dishes are being served up all around the world. This should be a no brainer, but please, don’t binge this show on an empty stomach. You will regret it.
Scripps National Spelling Bee (ESPN, 8:00 p.m.) — We’re down to 10 contestants and we’re headed to prime time tonight to find a winner.
500 Questions (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – The battle of the brainiacs begins (again) as that know-it-all Ken Jennings continues to prove how much smarter he is than us normal folk by answering a ton of general knowledge questions.
Bones (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – Bones is blindsided when the agency refuses his help in solving the murder of a Secret Service agent found dead by a drunk college kid on the eve of a presidential visit, as Brennan drags herself from her sick bed in order to take back control of the Jeffersonian investigation from Dr. Colin Fisher.
Strong (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – The final three teams complete in the last Ultimate Challenge before the finale, but an injury looks to threaten one team’s hope of advancing to the championship.
American Grit (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – The contestants are taken to a secret location and challenged to navigate through a series of obstacles without the help of their group leaders.
NBA Playoff: Game 5: Thunder at Warriors (TNT, 9:00 p.m.) – We’re in Game 5 of the Western Conference finals.
Red Nose Day (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – NBC’s annual fundraiser for children living in poverty returns with Craig Ferguson as its host. Expect a slew of stars to turn out for the two-hour special including Ellen DeGeneres, Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Key & Peele, Anna Kendrick, Seth Rogen, Zac Efron and Ellie Kemper.
Archer (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – Archer and the crew are hired by a film director to investigate some fishy activity on the set of his latest film.
Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – Enjoy as Amy develops a food-induced crush on a chef, jumps out of a blimp and has her leg gnawed off.
Lip Sync Battle (Spike, 10:00 p.m.) – CeeLo Green dresses up as a member of Kiss in order to take down Russell Peters in tonight’s karaoke battle.
Orphan Black (BBC, 10:00 p.m.) – In an attempt to cope with all of the crap that’s happened to her so far this season, Sarah reverts to some nasty habits while Cosima attempts a Hail Mary back at the lab.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Sen. Bernie Sanders, Kyle Chandler, Frank Falcinelli & Frank Castronovo
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Penelope Cruz, Tom Brokaw, Dierks Bentley, Musiq Soulchild
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Lizzy Caplan, Neil Young, Mike Epps
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Sarah Silverman, David Alan Grier, Sheer Mag, Tim Alexander
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Rebel Wilson, David Schwimmer, Twenty88
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: Tip “T.I.” Harris
Conan: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Natasha Leggero
