Caprica (Syfy) — Season 2 premiere (EDIT: It’s the
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Someone gets voted off. My guess is someone chubby and Asian and unfunny.
Glee (Fox) — I don’t know about tonight’s episode, but the latest word is that the show will tackle the recent hot-button issue of gay suicide. It will be the first time “Glee” has addressed real-life problems since the fake pregnancy arc from last year. Watch out, fellas: don’t let your wife fake her pregnancy.
30 for 30 (ESPN) — “Four Days in October,” about the Boston Red Sox’s historic comeback in the 2004 ALCS. Ah, those were heady days — back when we felt something called “compassion” for Boston fans.
Running Wilde (Fox) — Dammit, I keep forgetting to DVR this show because I always think it’s on Wednesdays. Tonight’s the night I finally fix that. I’m sorry, Will Arnett and Mitch Hurwitz.
Sextuplets Take New York (TLC) — Season finale. Once — just once — I want a reality show about babies to have the balls of “Sons of Anarchy” (also on tonight, btw) and finish the season with a kidnapping. THAT’S GOOD TELEVISION!