Shaq vs. (ABC) — I’m contemplating giving this a try tonight. Shaq plays beach volleyball against Olympic champions Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, then tennis with Serena Williams.
Rescue Me (FX) — We’re a couple seasons into the show now, and Denis Leary still hasn’t posed for a sexy fireman calendar. I thought this was supposed to be a realistic portrayal of firefighters?
More to Love (Fox) — There are only six plus-sized ladies left. That’s approximately ten sexy women by weight.
Little League World Series (ESPN2) — For people who like watching pre-teen boys in tight pants.
Michael McDonald Q Sessions Live (QVC) — The singer-songwriter hawks his holiday CD. This year, enjoy the smoothest Christmas ever.
House of Jazmin (MTV) — Did anyone watch this last week? Did you grind your molars down to a pearly smoothness?
The Tonight Show (NBC) — Quentin Tarantino is the first guest tonight, so it would seem like a no-brainer to watch — until you realize that…
The Late Show (CBS) — …Mary-Louise Parker is the first guest on Letterman.