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What’s On Tonight: Charlie Sheen Is Probably Coming Back For The ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finale

Two And A Half Men (CBS, 9:00-10:00 p.m.) — The title of tonight’s two-part series finale/goodbye to weekly helpings of Jon Cryer is called “Of Course He’s Dead” and the synopsis teases a possible Charlie Harper (aka Charlie Sheen) return and the fact that “Special guest stars will appear,” but all I want to know is: what about half man? Will half man return?

Shondaland aka TGIT (ABC, 8:00-11:00 p.m.) — Meredith is being evasive about DC on Grey’s Anatomy, the bids are still rolling in for Olivia Pope on Scandal, and Annalise feels guilty on How To Get Away With Murder.

Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — Stuart’s comic book shop re-opens and Leonard and Raj spy Nathan Fillion or a reasonable facsimile. Also, Howard receives bad news that is unrelated to the presence of Captain Hammer. .

The Slap (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — Hector lays off the smooth jazz and inappropriate trysts long enough to convince Harry (Mr. Spock) to say that he’s sorry to the guy from The Newsroom for last week’s #bratslap, but will Newsroom guy slap Hector back or will he accept his slapology?

The Odd Couple (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — Matthew Perry is possessed by the spirit of 1970s Jack Klugman and Thomas Lennon is possessed by the spirit of 1970s Tony Randall when they move into the haunted apartment of a pair of mismatched roommates who somehow found a way to make it work before they were murdered by Al Molinaro.

The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Liz investigates the disappearance of a cult leader and Red searches for a safe. These two things are not linked.

Archer (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — No planes or trains for Archer, but apparently something goes down at Area 51.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kelly Ripa and Joshua Malina on Kimmel; Don Cheadle, and Broad City‘s Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson on Letterman; Ray Romano, Busy Philipps, and Tom Papa join Lauren Graham on The Late Late Show; Martin Short and Ruth Wilson on Fallon; Mae Whitman on Meyers; and the cast of Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Ronda Rousey on Conan.

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