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Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC) — Season finale. Four- and five-year-olds work the pageant stage, developing skills and making formative memories that will help them pursue and embrace a career of stripping at age 18.

Psych (USA) — Judd Nelson guest stars. Smoke up, Johnny!

Man vs. Wild (Discovery) — Season finale. Bear goes to the Sahara, where he eats a burger made of locusts and moths. I watch strictly because this information could SAVE MY LIFE.

Ghost Hunters International (Syfy) — Season finale. Nope, no ghosts overseas, either.

Leverage (TNT) — Season finale. Which one is this again? Is this the one with Glenn Close or Timothy Hutton? I honestly have no idea. Dammit, now I have to look it up. Ah, Timothy Hutton! Glenn Close is in “Damages.” Totally different, yet I can’t always tell them apart. The shows, not Hutton and Close.

Doomed by Lust (E!) — A look at high-profile affairs. Also, it sounds like a novel I could buy at an airport.

American Idol (Fox) — Oh right, this exists. The 24 semi-finalists are unveiled tonight.

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