Glee (Fox) — Much like Neil Patrick Harris, it’s gay and I like it. Check out the New York Times article on the Fox’s advertising gambit that paid off for the show. Or don’t. I’m not your mother, I just know how to satisfy her needs.
CBS Fall Preview (CBS) — Hosted by the cast of “How I Met Your Mother,” this is the sort of thing that CBS watchers need because they’re too old to figure out the Internet.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — It’s a “new” episode of the 15 best performances in the show’s history. Man, and I thought it was lazy when scripted TV series made clip shows.
Top Chef: Las Vegas (Bravo) — I know I keep bringing up how attractive Padma Lakshmi is, but it’s seriously something that cannot be ignored. The fact that she was once married to an ugly writer gives me a spark of hope in this miserable life.
Man vs. Wild (Discovery) — Bear Grylls visits the Chihuahua Desert and shows viewers how to survive in West Texas. Step 1: display NRA sticker on truck.