Parks and Recreation (NBC) – Leslie wants to bury a time capsule that encapsulates life in Pawnee, and it turns out April reads Warming Glow and wants to meet me in real life because she thinks I’m doing such an awesome job. Enjoy this episode, because next week is RON AND TAMMY: PART TWO.
Eagleheart (Adult Swim) – “Get A Life’s” Chris Elliott stars as a former action star who is basically Chris Elliott’s Chuck Norris. It’s from Conan O’Brien’s production team, it’s full of Tim and Eric jokes from the guy who basically created Tim and Eric jokes, and Paul Kinsey from Mad Men shows up. What else do you need to know?
Archer (FX) – After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling lock, stock and snack machines to archrival spy agency ODIN. Then Archer drives in, sings an entire song with the window rolled up and drives the car off of a stage.
Community (NBC) – A Dungeons & Dragons themed episode with Ben Chang in blackface and Annie giving Abed tips on how to sexually please a woman. If one of those two things doesn’t interest you, I don’t know what to tell you.
TNA Wrestling (Spike) – Do not watch TNA Wrestling.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Leno has Jeff Bridges, Letterman has the hilarious/awesome combo of Howard Stern and Naughty by Nature. Conan has Lisa Kudrow and the host of Nickelodeon GUTS. OK Go shows up to show off all of their favorite viral video ideas on Lopez. Fallon has the hottest women and the least hot man in the world, Minka Kelly and Dana Carvey.
[Full listings at TV Squad]