Bully Beatdown (MTV) — The Season 2 premiere of nerds asking MTV to step in and have an MMA fighter beat up their bullies for them. Must be nice. All MTV ever gave me was the boner I got from Helena Christensen in the “Wicked Game” video.
Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (MTV) — I’m assuming it’s the factory where they make RealDolls.
Project Runway (Lifetime) — I think I’ve said enough about this show to last the rest of the season.
NFL Preseason: Dolphins at Buccaneers (Fox) — Meanwhile, on the NFL Network that is unavailable to me because Time-Warner Cable’s monopoly sucks balls, Michael Vick makes his debut for the Eagles. Grrrrr.
Skins (BBC America) — Now that I know it involves teenagers swearing and doing drugs and having sex, I might actually watch a couple minutes.