What’s On Tonight: New ‘Scandal’ And ‘Nathan For You’ Helps People Smoke In Bars

Scandal (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Fitz is busy negotiating a super important peace deal, while Cyrus is throwing a tantrum about being picked last for kickball or something and Olivia has to navigate the White House on her own.

The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — The FBI takes a big step in their effort to close in on Liz, while Tom loses ground in his quest to clear her name.

How to Get Away with Murder (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Heavy lies the crown… but ADA Sinclair has been pumping iron and might just be ready to try to lift it off Annalise’s head.

The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — Sheldon’s in for a treat when his boys cook up their own version of the “The Pina Colada Song” to try to find him a new girlfriend… on the Internet.

Nathan for You (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — Nathan tries to help a bar owner circumvent a smoking ban by turning drinking at a dive bar into a theatrical performance.

The Vampire Diaries (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — The family drama at your forthcoming Thanksgiving dinner is nothing compared to what’s at stake when Lily invited Julian to a dinner party so that they’ll come face-to-face with Damon and Stefan.

Bones (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) — Things get weird when the team investigates the apparent murder of a magician. Tony Wonder should probably be at the top of their list of persons of interest.

Heroes Reborn (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — Reunited and it feels so goooooood. Emily and Joanne cross paths again while Noah searches for Tommy so that he can realize his destiny and save a whole lot of people.

Mom (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — Haley Joel Osment’s younger sister (the one from Hannah Montana) guest stars as a teenage addict who has the (mis?)fortune of becoming Christy and Bonnie’s latest project.

Sleepy Hollow (FOX, 9:00 p.m.) — Reynolds heads to D.C., leaving Abbie in charge while she’s terrified that her career might be kaput now that the shard has been stolen.

2 Broke Girls (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) — Now’s the time to unfriend Sophie and Oleg on Facebook because they’re trying to have a baby. Max and Caroline are busy trying to save their baby (the cupcake window) from destruction at the hands of the city government.

Thursday Night Football (NFL Network, 8:25 p.m.) — The J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets vs. the Bills.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jennifer Connelly, Judd Apatow and The Internet on Colbert; Melissa Benoist, Olivia Wilde and Saoirse Ronan on Corden; Christine and The Queens on The Daily Show; Elizabeth Banks, Jon Glaser and Tim McGraw on Fallon; Julia Roberts, Marcus Scribner, Yara Shahidi, Miles Brown, Marsai Martin and Future on Kimmel; Sam Rockwell, Cristin Milioti, Neil Cavuto and Jeremy Gara on Meyers.