NFL Football: Packers at Chargers (ESPN, 8 p.m.) — I’m still bitter at the Packers for beating my Panthers in the NFC Championship Game 15 years ago (hattttteeeee you, Dorsey Levens), but the Chargers have Marmalard, so: go Packers in this meaningless game. (Banner via KSK)
Big Brother (CBS, 9 p.m.) — Every time my turn to write What’s On Tonight comes up in the rotation and Big Brother is on, I think of the Kanye West song of the same name, and how people forget how good Graduation is. Thus ends my daily Kanye West aside.
Suits (USA, 10 p.m.) — It is the best show you’re not watching, after all. Unless you’re not watching Breaking Bad. Then that’s the best show you’re not watching.
Wilfred/Louie/Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (FX, 10 p.m.) — Ryan asks Amanda to move in with him, Louie goes to Ikea, and FX debuts its newest show, the Chris Rock-produced Totally Biased, a left-leaning talk show of sorts that’s received good, if tame, reviews. I already like it more than Anger Management.
Childrens Hospital/NTSF: SD: SUV:: (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — Season premiere(s). Hey guys, remember when Paul Scheer answered our questions about monkey sh*t and Alison Brie? That was fun.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Matt LeBlanc and Andy Hayes on Conan; Joanna Brooks on Stewart; and Woody Harrelson on Colbert.