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What’s On Tonight: Norman Goes ‘Psycho’ on ‘Bates Motel’

Bates Motel (A&E, 9:00 p.m.) — When you leave your co-dependent teenager who displays psychotic killer tendencies on his own so you can go off and have a mental breakdown, don’t be surprised to come back and find him cross-dressing in your clothes and talking to the dead animals he stuffs in the basement. If, like the rest of us, you’ve been waiting for Norman to go full-on Psycho all season, tonight’s your lucky night.

Gotham (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) — Penguin puts out a hit on Maroni, Bruce and Selina are out to expose a corrupt Wayne Enterprises employee, and Gordon is still tracking the Ogre (also known as that punk from Gilmore Girls who apparently grew up to be a serial killer with his own in-house torture chamber).

NBA Playoffs: Bucks at Bulls (TNT, 8:00 p.m.) — Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals features MJ’s former crew against some team from Milwaukee.

The Originals (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Klaus has officially gone off the deep end (again), but who can blame the guy? If your thousand-year-old witch of an aunt resurfaced wanting to claim your newborn baby and harness her magical powers, you’d probably lose it, too.

The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — There are only 10 contestants left, so that means this show will be done soon, right?

WWE Monday Night Raw (USA, 8:00 p.m.) — Triple H returns with a big announcement about the new reality series Tough Enough, and Roman Reigns is probably still recuperating from that beating he took at the hands of Big Show.

Jane the Virgin (CW, 9:00 p.m.) — When the father of your accidentally artificially inseminated baby (who just so happens to be the same man to convince you to keep said baby, carry it for nine long months, go through unimaginable pain delivering it and basically screw up your entire life plan) decides to break up with you, the correct response would be to torch his car or ruin his career. You know, normal revenge-type plots. Instead, Jane decides skinny dipping is what their relationship really needs.

Scorpion (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — In the season finale, we learn that being a genius doesn’t necessarily qualify you to operate a motor vehicle. Walter comes close to driving his car off a cliff, and the team has to work together to save his life.

The Following (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) — Ryan catches the eye of another mass murderer who begins stalking him and finally proves my theory that Kevin Bacon really is catnip for serial killers.

TURN: Washington Spies (AMC, 10:00 p.m.) — Richard isn’t too pleased to discover Abe conspiring with Major Hewlett while Ben’s busy setting a trap to capture a rat in their camp.

Castle (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Castle finds out that if two months of your memory have gone missing, there might be a good reason for it.

The Returned (A&E, 10:00 p.m.) — Camille goes to a support group; Victor comes between Julie and Nikki; and Rowan lashes out at Simon.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: John Travolta and Amy Schumer on Letterman; LL Cool J, Rose Byrne and Big Sean on Fallon; John Stamos, Michael B. Jordan and Matt & Kim on Kimmel; Rosario Dawson, Tony Hale and Sharon Osbourne on Corden; and Helen Mirren and Lindsey Vonn on Meyers. Conan is a repeat.

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