What’s On Tonight: ‘Portlandia,’ ‘The Blacklist,’ And The ’30 For 30′ On Da Bears

30 for 30: The ’85 Bears (ESPN, 9:00 p.m.) — Jim McMahon, Coach Ditka, the Super Bowl Shuffle and the rest of daaaaaaaa Bears are chronicled in the latest probable masterpiece from ESPN’s long ling of successful 30 for 30 docs.

You, Me and the Apocalypse (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Rob Lowe looks for Jesus Christ while the government plans to carry out Operation Savior.

Portlandia (IFC, 10:00 p.m.) — Carrie test drives motherhood when she takes her “kids” to the grocery store to pick up some OJ (and some sick beats).

Baskets (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Sad clown doesn’t even scratch the surface when Chip has to console Martha after one of her friends is murdered.

Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — The guys are particularly thrilled when the gender gap closes really quickly at TelAmeriCorp when the company’s line shifts to a more female-friendly product.

The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Well, this is awkward. Tom’s ex struts back into the picture and he’s stuck between her and Liz … which is a situation the FBI can relate to after an operative they call “The Matchmaker” gets them caught up in a mob feud.

Shades of Blue (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — J. Lo intercepts a major shipment of narcotics, which presents a problem for Ray Liotta because the dealer is blackmailing him to get his product back.

Madoff (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Richard Dreyfuss does his best Bernie Madoff impression, Part Deux.

Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — Sheldon’s caught in a domestic dilemma when his nana and Amy don’t exactly hit it off.

DC Legends of Tomorrow (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Rip takes a shot at Vandal Savage’s wallet while Snart and Rory plan an emerald heist.

American Idol (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) — Hollywood, Round 4.

Life in Pieces (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — Matt pretends like he knows what he’s doing when he takes over as Sophia’s soccer coach and everyone in the family holds their breath to try to survive a visit from Joan’s nephew Mikey.

Mom (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — Bonnie bumps into her old flame — Rosie O’Donnell — at an AA meeting of all places.

The 100 (The CW, 9:00 p.m.) — Bellamy and Octavia squabble over Mount Weather and Murphy tries his hand at being a turncoat bastard.

Angel From Hell (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) — The old theory that timing is everything is put to the test when Amy screws up, and Allison somehow ends up meeting her soulmate before she’s supposed to.

London Spy (BBCA, 10:00 p.m.) — The police finally lay Alex’s death at Danny’s feet, so he turns to Scottie for help clearing his name.

Elementary (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) — The line between victim and debris has never been thinner than when Holmes and Watson investigate an explosion at the NYC morgue.

Colony (USA, 10:00 p.m.) — It’s tough enough being the new guy, but now Will has to be suspicious of everyone around him after his house comes under attack.

Idiotsitter (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — Billie and Gene face off in a quest to seduce a professional quarterback. Happy Super Bowl week, everybody.

Late Night Guests

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert — Michael Strahan, Samantha Bee and Wilco

Conan — Jane Lynch, Alden Ehrenreich and Andrew Bird

The Late Late Show With James Corden — Eva Longoria, Tom Ellis and 5 Seconds of Summer

The Daily Show — Lilly Singh

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon — Jonah Hill, Megyn Kelly and Wiz Khalifa

Jimmy Kimmel Live — Jason Sudeikis, Lionel Richie and Elton John

Late Night With Seth Meyers — Colin Jost, L.A. Reid and JoJo