What’s On Tonight: ‘Portlandia,’ ‘The Blacklist,’ And The ’30 For 30′ On Da Bears

30 for 30: The ’85 Bears (ESPN, 9:00 p.m.) — Jim McMahon, Coach Ditka, the Super Bowl Shuffle and the rest of daaaaaaaa Bears are chronicled in the latest probable masterpiece from ESPN’s long ling of successful 30 for 30 docs.

You, Me and the Apocalypse (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Rob Lowe looks for Jesus Christ while the government plans to carry out Operation Savior.

Portlandia (IFC, 10:00 p.m.) — Carrie test drives motherhood when she takes her “kids” to the grocery store to pick up some OJ (and some sick beats).

Baskets (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Sad clown doesn’t even scratch the surface when Chip has to console Martha after one of her friends is murdered.

Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — The guys are particularly thrilled when the gender gap closes really quickly at TelAmeriCorp when the company’s line shifts to a more female-friendly product.

The Blacklist (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) — Well, this is awkward. Tom’s ex struts back into the picture and he’s stuck between her and Liz … which is a situation the FBI can relate to after an operative they call “The Matchmaker” gets them caught up in a mob feud.

Shades of Blue (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — J. Lo intercepts a major shipment of narcotics, which presents a problem for Ray Liotta because the dealer is blackmailing him to get his product back.

Madoff (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Richard Dreyfuss does his best Bernie Madoff impression, Part Deux.

Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) — Sheldon’s caught in a domestic dilemma when his nana and Amy don’t exactly hit it off.