Punk’d (BET, 10:30 p.m.) – Punk’d is back, except now it’s on BET, which means you won’t be seeing Ashton Kutcher in a trucker hat spazzing out on a bunch of his famous friends, but you will see Chris Brown and French Montana deal with an Amber Alert while filming their new music video.
Real Husbands of Hollywood (BET, 10 p.m.) – The season four premiere kicks off with Kevin thinking Nick died after he didn’t donate his kidney to him.
America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8 p.m.) – Tonight, you get to decide if a group of dancing dads, a couple of puppet masters, and a guy who likes to swing around on a ladder on stage have actual talent. Choose wisely.
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Fox, 8 p.m.) – Fox chooses the most intelligent fast food restaurant manager in the country and the dumbest aerospace engineer they could find to make the competition a bit more fair.
Deadliest Catch (DSC, 9 p.m.) – Josh heads towards the ice pack, and the fate of the sinking Saga is in Jake’s hands.
Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel (HBO, 9 p.m.) – Andrea Kremer interviews former New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, and the show does an expose on a high school football team in Arkansas that refuses to punt.
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT, 9 p.m.) – “A dog trainer is killed at home and her champion dog surfaces as the prime suspect.” Yes, this is the actual episode description.
Total Divas (E!, 9 p.m.) – JJ is looking to take over the Bellas’ new business, while Eva comes up with a way to prove herself to the Divas.
Zoo (CBS, 9 p.m.) – In what may be my own personal worst nightmare, the team find themselves on a cargo ship that’s carrying a horde of bloodthirsty rats.
Ink Master (SPIKE, 9 p.m.) – The artists are tasked with tattooing a post card on the willing canvases – also known as the human volunteers Spike has rounded up for this show – and the obligatory Taco Bell sponsorship message makes an appearance.
Scream: The TV Series (MTV, 10 p.m.) – More secrets, more deaths. Pretty much the same thing that happens every week on this show.
Tyrant (FX, 10 p.m.) – Jamal’s ability to keep his family safe is called into question, and Barry preps for a mission.
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) – More celebs stop by to play for charity. Here they are (in no particular order)… that girl from American Pie; that weird redhead from The Office; a guy who was on an NBC show with Minnie Driver that eventually got cancelled; the main guy on Grimm; and Bailey Salinger from Party of Five.
Another Period (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) – Lillian goes to the beach; Beatrice meets Thomas Edison; and Blanche is one step closer to living her dream of working in a sweatshop.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Johnny Knoxville, Steph Curry and Kelly Clarkson on Kimmel; Taraji P. Henson, Edward Burns and Sam Hunt on Fallon; Zac Efron on Meyers; Patrick Stewart and Morrissey on Corden; and Lisa Kudrow and Uzo Aduba on Conan.
