Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:00 & 8:30 p.m.) – The only thing better than one meat-loving, wood-working mustachioed patriot is two (or four) meat-loving, wood-working mustachioed patriots. We meet the Swanson clan and Ron takes April and Andy on a scavenger hunt. Fun fact: Ron Swanson loves puzzles. Meanwhile, Leslie has big plans for April in D.C. but can’t escape her wifely duties when the annual pie-making competition comes to town. One pie wins, all women lose.
Justified (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – Katherine Hale makes a play for Ava, Boyd recruits a new safe cracker, and a deadly land grab for some of Harlan’s prime real estate forces Raylan to have a little chat with Avery Markham. If this season has taught us anything it’s that Sam Elliott is ten times creepier sans the stache.
Fresh Off the Boat (ABC, 8:00 & 8:30 p.m.) – Sure, it might’ve pissed some people off, but Fresh Off the Boat is one of the best comedies on TV right now, mostly because it doesn’t shy away from showing the true struggles of life. (That Lunchables plotline was too real.) Tonight, the Huang family attends a neighborhood block party and Eddie earns respect in his hood.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Fam, 8:00 p.m.) – Aria needs a tutor, Spencer helps Johnny with a project, Hannah needs money from her dad for college tuition … Wait, these kids are still in high school?
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – Barry’s having a tough time balancing his love life with his crime-fighting night job. Typical superhero struggles. Meanwhile, when Caitlin’s fiancé Robbie is ousted as the meta-human who attacked a physicist, The Red Streak teams up with Dr. Stein to take him down.
Amish Mafia (DSC, 9:00 p.m.) – Season 4 of the (partly fictional) documentary series premieres with some guy named Merlin shacking up with his lady friend — who cooks him mac and cheese on the reg — and getting the sh*t beat out of him by another Amish man known simply as “The Bear.”
Marvel’s Agent Carter (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – Peggy learns the truth about Leviathan and the SSR are hot on her trail.
New Girl (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – Schmidt tries his hand at politics, Coach gets a new girl, and Nick’s dream of a Valentine’s Day pub crawl finally comes true.