Say Yes to the Dress (TLC) — Season premiere. The name of this show reminded me of Christina Hendricks saying yes in her wedding dress in this scene from the film South of Pico (video below provided by commenting all-star Vodka). The movie looks like it sucks balls, but dammit if Christina getting nailed in the back of a car doesn’t do it for me. I’m easy like that.
Monk (USA) — Jay Morh guest stars. Oh, “Monk,” you know exactly how to reel me in.
20/20 (ABC) — Barbara Walters interviews LaToya Jackson. That’s a whole lotta face gone bad.
Bathtastic! (DIY) — This should in no way be confused with Saddam Hussein’s old propaganda show, “Ba’athalicious!”
Basketball Hall of Fame Enshrinement (ESPN) — Featuring new inductees Jerry Sloan, John Stockton, David Robinson, C. Vivian Stringer, and some guy named Michael… uh, Michael something, I forget.
The Late Late Show (CBS) — Mindy Kaling’s on tonight as the second guest. It seems like every comic actress inspires some level of hate: even popular names like Tina Fey and Kristen Wiig get some folks’ ire up, and I’m guessing Kaling’s no different. But I like you, Mindy. I’m certainly not watching “The Office” for Jim and Pam.