Childrens Hospital/NTSF: SD: SUV:: (Adult Swim, 12/12:15 a.m.) — Season premiere(s). It should be illegal to mention one of these shows without referencing the other, too. Childrens Hospital goes all M*A*S*H on us, with an entire season set on an army base, while Paul Scheer’s NTSF: SD: SUV::‘s premiere takes place at Comic-Con.
CFL Football: Edmonton at Montreal (ESPN2, 7:30 p.m.) — 42 days.
Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8 p.m.) — Season finale. People will yell.
Wilfred (FX, 10 p.m.) — “Wilfred leads Ryan on a crime-fighting caper.” SUPERDOG.
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) — The good: Amy Poehler. The bad: Hollywood Game Night.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Regis Philbin on Letterman; Cate Blanchett and Michael B. Jordan on Leno; Bill Hader on Ferguson; Andy Samberg and Shailene Woodley on Fallon; Peter Sarsgaard on Conan; Bob Bradley on Stewart; and Olympia Snowe on Colbert.
