What's On Tonight: The Chase For Drew Thompson Begins

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03.12.13 21 Comments

Justified (FX, 10 p.m.) — Now that we know who Drew Thompson is, the shift turns to the race to catch him between Raylan, Boyd, and the Detroit mob. Maybe they’ll turn it into a Cannonball Run race across the country. Raylan needs a monkey for a passenger first.

Smash (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Awww, someone should watch this show. It feels really bad that no one loves it when it tries so hard to be loved. In other words, Smash is the Anne Hathaway of television series.

Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Good God, people! Is this what we’ve been reduced to? Reality shows where Gilbert Gottfried and Alan Thicke trade families? The real loser here is Alan Thicke’s family, who have to endure the obnoxiousness of Gottfried while Gottfried’s family gets to hear him sing, “Show Me That Smile Again.”

19 Kids and Counting: Duggars Do Asia (TLC, 9 p.m.) — Sounds about right. I hope they visit China, where someone will teach these goddamn people about responsible family planning.

Cougar Town (TBS, 10 p.m.) — I had not loved this season until last week, when Bob Kelso showed up. Best episode since the move to TBS. Tonight, the Laurie and Travis shipping continues.

LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Emilia Clarke is on Letterman, so you’re going to want to set your DVRs (or check back tomorrow, where one of the Uproxx gentlemen will post it); Leno has Olivia Wilde and Nick Offerman, which ain’t a bad night, either, except for it being Leno; Minnie Driver is on Ferguson; Alison Williams is on Fallon; and Zach Braff sits with Conan.

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