The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – Season 8 of the reality singing competition kicks off with the first round of blind auditions and the return of Christina Aguilera, whose first order of business isn’t finding actual talent, but instead, giving her fellow judges their proper animal spirit names. Also returning to their red chairs, Pharrell (Happy Grey Hat) Williams, Blake (Folksy Moonshine) Shelton and Adam (Little Manchild) Levine.
Sleepy Hollow (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – The Season 2 finale sees Abbie partaking in a bit of time-traveling fun in order to rewrite history and save the world. In other words, things are as batsh*t crazy as ever and someone’s probably going to die.
Gotham (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – The Joker The Red Hood comes to Gotham and causes all kinds of problems for Detective Gordon, while Fish Mooney looks to reclaim her spot as top dog amongst the city’s seediest child-napping criminals.
WWE Monday Night RAW (USA, 8:00 p.m.) – With Daniel Bryan out of the way, Roman Reigns readies for his showdown with Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania.
BET Honors 2015 (BET, 9:00 p.m.) – A bunch of people are getting together to celebrate the self-dubbed “number one rock star on the planet” and “the most influential person in footwear right now,” Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Citizenfour (HBO, 9:00 p.m.) – The Oscar-winning documentary about whistleblower Edward Snowden premieres on HBO tonight, so here’s your weekly reminder that the government is spying on you, and if you don’t like it, your options are to move to Hong Kong and have a film made about your life or, you know, just try to ignore it like the rest of us.
Scorpion (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – A tech billionaire hires the geniuses to rescue his daughter who’s been kidnapped, and Walter’s low emotional IQ hurts the team’s feelings.
Swamp People (HIST, 9:00 p.m.) – “A dangerous canal is explored; a team venture down a hidden passageway.” Is this the episode description or the play-by-play of my dad’s last colonoscopy?
Better Call Saul (AMC, 10:00 p.m.) – The Kettleman saga continues, and Jimmy finds himself on Nacho’s bad side once more. Meanwhile, the lawyer shows some Saul Goodman promise by coming up with a brand new scheme to solicit more clients, earning him enemies at a rival law firm.
Eye Candy (MTV, 10:00 p.m.) – Another episode, another opportunity for our heroine to pimp herself out to psychotic serial killers in the name of justice.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Christina Aguilera, Jeff Probst and Kid Rock on Fallon; Kobe Bryant, Chrissy Teigen and Kenny G on Kimmel; the cast of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia on Conan; Helen Mirren on Letterman; Sharon Osbourne joins guest host Billy Gardell on The Late Late Show; and Mary J. Blige and Stephen Amell on Meyers.