SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas (NBC) — This is a repeat from last year, but I just wanted to point this out so you can be sure to avoid it. WOOF. My absolute least favorite character from my least favorite recurring sketch.
Skating with the Stars (ABC) — Season finale. Wow, this is hard to believe: ABC finally made a show that was too girly and crappy for ABC’s crappy girly viewers to watch. I mean, these people watch “The Bachelorette.” The bar is almost unthinkably low.
Auction Hunters (Spike) — Season finale. In this episode, people hunt auctions. Or so I would assume.
Million Dollar Money Drop (Fox) — Night 2 of its four-night run. Is anyone else bothered by the inclusion of the word “Money” in the title? Wouldn’t “Million Dollar Drop” be sufficient, especially considering that the British version is called “Million Pound Drop”? If anything, the extra “Money” belongs in the British version, since dropping a million pounds could mean losing weight. And why am I so anal retentive about crap like this when I’ve got laundry on my floor and dirty dishes in the sink? I hate my brain sometimes.
16 & Pregnant (MTV) — Priceless quote from Yahoo TV: “Pregnant teen Ashley is trying to do the responsible thing by giving up her baby for adoption.” Funny, I would have thought the responsible thing would be to, you know, NOT GET PREGNANT.