Top of the Lake (Sundance, 10 p.m.) — Seriously, watch it. It’s like Twin Peaks by way of Winter’s Bone set in New Zealand, starring empowered Peggy Olson running around with a sniper. In other words: The Killing, but good.
The Voice (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Or, the show that keeps NBC executives from jumping off buildings.
How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — “Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.” Keep your damn pants on this time, Segel. Cobie Smulders, your choice.
The Following (Fox, 9 p.m.) — Officially gave up on this mess. I’ll pour out a 40 of bacon fat in honor.
Burning Love (E!, 10 p.m.) — Titi > Annie > Haley > everyone else.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ed Sheeran on Letterman; Gerard Butler and Key and Pelle on Leno; Dana Delany and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on Kimmel; Morgan Freeman and Vera Farmiga on Ferguson; Usher and Kate Mara on Fallon; Magic Johnson and Thandie Newton on Conan; Peter Dinklage on Stewart; and Junot Diaz on Colbert.