Wilfred (FX, 10:30 p.m.) – FX is “sneak previewing” “Wilfred” tonight, even though next week is its official season premiere. I dunno, either. But I do know you should read our interview with noted-corgi lover Fiona Gubelmann, and then watch the kind-of season two “Wilfred” premiere, featuring guest star Robin Williams.
Justin Bieber: All Around the World (NBC, 8 p.m.) – AHHHHHHHH, is the sound I would make while jumping out the window if I watched three seconds of this special.
Burn Notice/Suits (USA, 9/10 p.m.) – I imagine people say, “No, YOU listen” a lot in these shows.
NBA Finals (ABC, 9 p.m.) – Did you know George Harrison played guitar on the original “Basketball Jones,” sung by Cheech and Chong? Man, that song is great. Yes, yours too, Barry White and Chris Rock. Anyway, With Leather, live discussion, 9 p.m. Earn that amusing badge.
Snooki & JWoww (MTV, 10 p.m.) – Series premiere. Instead of wasting your precious, too-short life on this show (checking out this painting in their apartment, featuring an absurdly thin Snooki looking like Eva Longoria with a sunken face, is enough), watch Peter King’s TV “acting” debut on “Necessary Roughness” instead. MAYBE. But, no, really, do it.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Justin Bieber and Michael Ian Black on Letterman; Katy Perry on Leno; Anderson Cooper on Kimmel; Jeff Daniels on Ferguson; Courtney Cox on Fallon; Jordana Brewster and the Avett Brothers on Conan; Bassem Youssef on Stewart; and Lawrence Krauss on Colbert.
