With Bob & David (Netflix, Anytime) — The brilliant new sketch series from comic geniuses David Cross and Bob Odenkirk is currently available on whatever device you’re using to read this, so what are you waiting for?
John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid (Netflix, Anytime) — Fresh off the cancellation of his sitcom, Mulaney stars in his own Netflix comedy special.
The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday 9 p.m.) — The trek back to Alexandria is littered with kill shots and corpses of the walking and decomposing variety for Daryl, Sasha and Abraham.
The Knick (Cinemax, Friday 10:00 p.m.) — The new episode is called “Whiplash,” which must mean that J.K. Simmons spittles all over Clive Owen’s face during surgery. That can hardly be sanitary.
Democratic Debate (CBS, Saturday, 9:00 p.m.) — Get ready to feel the Bern as Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley square off in Des Moines, Iowa in the second Democratic primary debate.
Saturday Night Live (NBC, Saturday, 11:30 p.m.) — Elizabeth Banks hosts with musical guest Disclosure (and Lorde and Sam Smith and whoever else Disclosure wants to bring with ’em).
Bob’s Burgers (FOX, Sunday 7:30 p.m.) — He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice… and the Belcher kids are gonna be on the naughty list both times and every time after that unless they pull off the musical extravaganza of the century.
Once Upon a Time (ABC, Sunday, 8:00 p.m.) — Double your pleasure, double your storybook magic with back-to-back episodes as the quest in Camelot winds down and leaves Emma stuck between a rock and hard place.
Sunday Night Football (NBC, Sunday 8:20 p.m.) — I’ll take, “Teams That Lost Super Bowls to the Pittsburgh Steelers” for $200, Alex. The Cardinals and Seahawks fight it out in prime time.
Madam Secretary (CBS, Sunday, 8:30 p.m.) — The revolution will be televised and it will focus on a reinvigorated trade agreement with Cuba. Bring us back some cigars, would ya?
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (FOX, Sunday 8:30 p.m.) — Jake and Amy try to mix business and pleasure while working a case involving a hip new street drug.
Family Guy (FOX, Sunday 9:00 p.m.) — Peter gets charged with a hate crime and someone steals his lawn couch. Rough week, man. Rough week.
The Leftovers (HBO, Sunday 9 p.m.) — Kevin’s still trying to wrap his brain around his Patti problem while Laurie continues to make it harder for him to adjust to the family life.
Homeland (Showtime, Sunday, 9 p.m.) — Carrie’s life on the lam just got a little harder now that the powers that be are beginning to think she isn’t really dead. Pics or it didn’t happen, people.
The Good Wife (CBS, Sunday, 9:30 p.m.) — Flying cars still aren’t a thing yet, but driverless ones seem to be a baby step in the right direction. Michael J. Fox returns as Lucca and Alicia have to deal with a case involving a plaintiff who was injured when a driverless car got into an accident.
The Last Man on Earth (FOX, Sunday 9:30 p.m.) — There’s a baby fever epidemic sweeping across the planet as re-population becomes a hot topic. May we suggest watching the “Samesies” PSA to educate the masses on how to go about doing that?
CSI: Cyber (CBS, Sunday 10:00 p.m.) — Someone gets murdered on Skype and the only witness is a neighbor who’s struggling with the traumatic experience.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO, Sunday, 11 p.m.) — Surely Oliver has some more pithy brilliance up his sleeve after unloading a dump truck’s worth of disdain all over Dan Snyder and the Washington Football Club last week.
Late Night — Mark Ruffalo, John Cleese and Michael Flatley on Colbert; Sarah Silverman, Paul Dano and A Tribe Called Quest on Fallon.