Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8 p.m.) — The rest of the doppelgängers show up, including Donna/Billy Eichner, April/June Diane Raphael, and Ron/Sam Elliott. Read this interview with Nick Offerman, get excited.
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Series premiere. I hope it’s cancelled after one episode so that its legacy as the “vagina rabbit hole” show will never be forgotten.
Thursday Night Football (NFLN, 8:25 p.m.) — Let “the New York Giants travel to Chicago to play the Bears” be the only time the words “giant” and “bears” are in the same sentence.
The Millers (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) — ELIZA COUPE ALERT.
Glee (Fox, 9 p.m.) — The R.I.P. Cory Monteith episode. Really happy we won’t have to hear that cover of Bob Dylan’s “Make You Feel My Love” again after tonight. Gets me in the feels every damn time.
The Michael J. Fox Show (NBC, 9 p.m.) — Leigh and Ian engage in a Twitter war. Topical.
Scandal (ABC, 10 p.m.) — I could mention fellow 10 p.m. dramas Elementary and Parenthood, but no, Scandal.
Childrens Hospital/Filthy Sexy Teens/The Eric Andre Show (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — Childrens Hospital you already know about, but Filthy Sexy Teens is Paul Scheer’s Pretty Little Liars spoof starring The Walking Dead‘s Steven Yeun and Chris Parnell, while The Eric Andre Show welcomes Krysten Ritter. (Don’t Trust the B reunion!)
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kunal Nayyar on Letterman; Lauren Graham on Leno; Owen Wilson, Chris Paul and Blake Griffin on Kimmel; Stephen Wright and Ginnifer Goodwin on Ferguson; Katy Perry, Brian Wilson, and Jeff Beck on Fallon; Brian Jay Jones on Stewart; and Reed Albergotti and Vanessa O’Connell on Colbert.