What’s On Tonight: Winnie Cooper Vs. D.J. Tanner

03.17.14 5 years ago 22 Comments

Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Winnie Cooper, D.J. Tanner, Billy Dee Williams, and a bunch of people who you didn’t have a crush on as a teenager and/or aren’t Lando dance for our amusement.

How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Taran Killam (I wonder how they got him?) returns as GNB employee Gary Blauman. Maybe he’s the mother?

Archer (FX, 10 p.m.) — Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river, while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory, just like all bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Bates Motel (A&E, 10 p.m.) — Norma’s brother Caleb arrives at the motel. I bet he’s a poor tripper. People named Caleb are known to be stingy.

Rick and Morty (Adult Swim, 10:30 p.m.) — Rick rigs a cable box to show TV from multiple realities, hopefully including one reality with the Rick and Morty channel. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: James Spader and Kermit the Frog on Fallon; Uma Thurman on Kimmel; Jane Lynch and Salman Rushdie on Ferguson; and Anderson Cooper and Iggy Azalea on Meyers.

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