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In substance and, especially, in the ratings. Over the first quarter of 2013, both Comedy Central’s The Daily Show and Colbert Report are wiping the floor with The Tonight Show and everyone else on late night. Among viewers 18-49, first run episodes of The Daily Show are scoring a 1.3 while first run episodes of The Colbert Report — which compete directly against Leno, Dave, and Kimmel — score a 1.0 in the 18-49 demo. Leno’s Tonight Show, the top-rated late show on the networks, meanwhile, scores only a .9. As Colbert declares, “They’re all fighting for third place now.” (Source)

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