Will And Jaden Smith Licked Tongues On Thai TV

To call it a French kiss would be unfair to both the French and kisses, so let’s call it what it is: a tongue lick. Will Smith licked his wiener son Jaden’s tongue on Thai TV, in front of the delightfully named Woody Milintachinda, which sounds like the name of an Applebee’s meal. The family that patterns together, kisses together.

And now we present: Google Translates Thai-to-English YouTube Comments.

Respect to promoters. Host, Thailand, if not Woody. Difficult to find a pro. Interview and English. Offense not think I have a bug.

Language that better executive. Reflect on some of the other 555.

If you read that backward in a volcano, you’ll see a killer recipe for Scientology Snickerdoodles. The secret ingredient is L. Ron Hubbard’s flop sweat. (Also, when did Will Smith begin looking like a Will Smith wax figure?)

(Via Gawker)

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