ABC has released two new “Desperate Housewives” promotional pictures, and as you… *yawn*... can see… they’re… soooo… sleepyyyy.
ABC revealed: ‘Susan and Mike are brought together by their worst fears; Lynette’s unexpected pregnancy tests her family; as Bree’s (Marcia Cross) marriage dissolves, she finds herself in the arms of another man; Gabrielle (Eva Longoria Parker) is in for a surprise when she and Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) welcome their niece, Ana (Maiara Walsh), into their home; and Katherine struggles over the thought of losing Mike.’ [Daily Mail]
I wasn’t just being dramatic in that introduction; I honestly can’t stop yawning. I’ve yawned four times since I started writing this — wait, make that five. That’s more yawns than original sentences (six yawns). (Seven.) Okay, this post is over. I gotta stop before I dislocate my jaw.