A Drunk Woman Visited Her Husband In Jail After A Pub Crawl…Completely Naked

03.20.14 4 years ago 4 Comments
Maura Fussell


What a year for St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans. The It’s Always Sunny fans who boinked behind a dumpster became instant Internet heroes once a photo of their sloppy love-making went viral. And now comes word that a woman in Arlington, Virginia visited her husband in jail, but forgot to put any clothes on.

A 26-year-old Reston woman was arrested Saturday night after allegedly showing up naked at the Arlington Magistrate’s Office. Police say Maura [REDACTED] arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck.

Sternbeck was unable to say whether [REDACTED] arrived at the office wearing clothes and subsequently removed them, or whether she arrived there naked. (Via)

I’ve redacted the woman’s last name (not that you can’t find it…), because who among us hasn’t gotten plastered on Irish Christmas and visited our husband in jail without our Notre Dame sweatshirts on?

Via ARL Now

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