In The Most Canada Story Ever, A Cab Driver Called 911 Because He Mistook A Big Fluffy Dog For A Bear

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03.15.14 6 Comments


I don’t know what is most Canada about this story: That A) A Toronto cab driver who got lost in rural Markham called 911 because he mistook a 150lb. Newfoundland for a bear, or that B) it was a local news station that “solved” the case or that C) they reported it in the most staggeringly inefficient, seven and a half minute long total, four part segment. I can only assume that nothing of any real importance happens in Canada, ever. Oh, and I guess D) the dog that got mistaken for a bear’s name is actually Bear.

Still probably on the whole not as embarrassing as that time Norfolk Virgina thought a dog was a lion.

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