Please Do NOT Give Your Baby Any Of These ‘Cool’ Names

Senior Pop Culture Editor
03.13.14 42 Comments

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Don’t do it. You will regret it. No one’s ever met a Everest they haven’t wanted to immediately punch. Dan and Chris and Emily and Hannah might seem like clichéd baby names, but that’s because they’re good names — people named David don’t make you think, “His parents must have hated him for calling him that.” What I’m saying is, your parents might hate you if you’re named Lettice, or Oceana, or Gower, or Paladin.

Those all come from Nameberry’s list of the “next style wave” of baby names.

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OK, Falconer’s pretty bad ass. FALCONER 2016.

Via Nameberry

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