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Hot on the heels of news that Mila Kunis is engaged to Ashton Kutcher, comes the news that Mila Kunis is going to guest star on his dumb-dumb television show, Two and a Half Men. I honestly don’t know which of these things are worse. Is this in the prenuptial agreement? Is Ashton Kutcher the devil and she signed a contract? Mila Kunis was in Black Swan and Forgetting Sarah Marshall and has an otherwise very promising film career. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING. The Hollywood Reporter reports:
Kunis will play Vivian, a young, beautiful and free-spirited world traveler who shows up on Walden’s doorstep. Walden feels an instant connection with her, convinced she’s “the one.” The problem is, Walden was about to propose to someone else.
Oh of course because it’s not like they’d cast her to play a nuclear physicist who isn’t somehow romantically involved with Ashton Kutcher’s character. Anyway, isn’t this kind of like one of those “don’t sh*t where you eat” things, or in this case — don’t eat where you sh*t? If you look at it that way Mila Kunis basically just signed up for a three-course Applebee’s meal on the toilet.
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It’s still better than Whitney was.
@Fire Wok With Me
Well, I guess getting stabbed in the eye is better than getting stabbed in the dick. I’ll take a pass on either, if it’s all the same to you.
I stopped caring about her career after finding out how gross her personal life is.
She Lindsay Lohaned her career in my eyes only instead of using drugs she did it with douche.
Easy money. That’s all it is.
On one hand Mila Kunis deserves so much better. On the other hand I am pretty sure that the set of Two and a Half Men is cursed so if she goes there she may break up with Ashton Kutcher, fall into a minor depression which prompts here to take a trip around the world, goes to my country, gets drunk in a bar and decides to work out her issues by screwing the first guy she meets which might happen to be me.
So yeah. I am hoping for the curse
They should pull a real twist and have her initiate an inappropriate relationship with the kid, what’shisname.
Is he still on the show? And is he underage?
Honestly, I think I may have only seen this show one time in re-runs and I feel as if I am a better person because of that.
Yeah, I really wouldn’t hold up the phrase “It’s still better than Whitney was” as the height of compliments.
Amazing how she went from voicing a hideous teenager to… Ashton Kutcher. Nuff said.