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“Watch A Topless Woman In A Thong Go On A Rampage Inside A McDonald’s, Then Stop To Chug Ice Cream” had everything one wants in an Internet video: a nearly-naked lady, thongs, the word “rampage,” McDonald’s, and ICE CREAM. But it was missing something: an answer as to why did said topless woman go on said McDonald’s rampage? Well, now we know, thanks to Fox 13 News.
PPPD identified the woman as Sandra Suarez, 41. Officers say the tirade came after a McDonald’s employee turned down Suarez’s offer of oral sex in the parking lot.
Suarez was taken to Northside Hospital as a precaution, but police said doctors determined she wasn’t under the influence of drugs or alcohol. She was charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest, then was released on $7,000 bond. Reached by FOX 13’s Steve Nichols on Tuesday, the mother of two blamed the tirade on bipolar disorder and she does not remember much of it. (Via)
She should have gone with the Brain Freeze Defense. All that ice cream, none of the memories.
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Never change, Florida. Never. Change.
Don’t judge! Who among us hasn’t gone into a fast food establishment nearly nude, wrecked the place (sort of, she was moving kinda slow and didn’t really seem to be in a frenzy), eaten ice cream directly from the dispenser, then walked out?
“She may return to her homeland if all this exposure makes it rough on her kids.” Because they don’t have the Internet in Colombia, right?
I’d like to meet the McD’s employee who turns down a beej.
In the words of our narrator to the original video, “She’s got dem titties, tho”
I’d give her a 5 piece mcnugget for a beej. and dipping sauce.
Can I amend my comment from the previous article? She’s not “a little crazy,” she was just distraught that she was not able to please a McDonald’s worker. Seriously though, who turns down a beej from a big chested woman?
She looks pretty good for 41, too.
you are joking right?
If you can’t guzzle cum, guzzle soft-serve.
Look, is “grandes chichis”!
Would not turn down a beej from her.
She was looking for the time-limited McBeej. She craves the special sauce.