We Regret To Inform You That Mila Kunis Is Now Engaged To Ashton Kutcher

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02.28.14 42 Comments

Sources have confirmed to People that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are now engaged, after Mila Kunis was spotted wearing an engagement ring the size of a brick out on Thursday. Ugh. Wipe that sh*t-eating grin off your face, Kutcher.

“Ashton and Mila have talked about getting married for quite a while,” a business source close to Kutcher told PEOPLE in December. Adds another Kutcher pal: “They’re incredibly happy together.”

“Ashton loves to travel and so does Mila, so they have seen a lot of new places and both are charged at the idea of doing it more, even living part-time abroad,” an insider says. “They seem to have a lot in common, and that helps keep a relationship strong.”

Oh, OK. So they both love to travel — now it makes sense. Who the hell doesn’t like to travel? That’s like saying they both like ice cream or puppies or reverse cowboy — everybody likes those things. I hope Mila Kunis knows what she’s getting herself into. Hot and dumb is fun for awhile but when the looks start to go, you’re just left with a guy who tries to dry his underwear in the microwave.

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