Your 2013 Guide To The Crappy Games You’ll Be Getting From Old People This Holiday Season

Ah the Holiday season, a time when people ‘round the world come together in harmony to pretend to care about peace and love while secretly lusting after the years’ newest shiniest consumer goods. Unfortunately for us gamers, people who grew up when a cup-and-ball was considered cutting edge fun are all too often the ones tasked with acquiring our digital entertainment.

So, as we did last year, here’s a guide to the crappy games that are going to be left in your stockings by well-meaning parents, grandparents and random uncles. Start practicing masking your disappointment now kids.