3 Bros May Be Facing Felony Charges For Knocking Over 200-Million Year Old Rocks

Bros are the cause of (probably) 99.9% of the world’s problems. They’re destructive when inebriated, terrible at parties, and simple-minded to a terrible degree. There’s nothing worse than a scourge of bros. Recently, they destroyed a 200,000,000 year old rock formation at Goblin Valley State Park in Utah. Then they uploaded the video to Facebook.

They may face 2nd degree felony charges. According to Deadspin, one of the men was asked to take the video down by a well-meaning friend. He replied:

“I’ll take my chances with the cops rather then my conscience after hearing a family was crushed to death by a rock I was prompted to move.”

The rock had been that way for two hundred million years, and was destroyed by three bros in a matter of seconds.

(h/t: Deadspin)

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