A 9-Month-Old Baby Was Arrested For Attempted Murder In Pakistan

Babies are so cute and innocent, right up until the point when they try to MURDER you. Muhammad Mosa Khan is only nine months old, but he already has a record in Pakistan: he’s one of 30 people, according to BBC, “facing charges after a police raid to catch suspected gas thieves in the city of Lahore.”

Police say the suspects tried to murder security officers by pelting them with stones…The infant appeared in the courtroom sitting on his father’s lap – who is also accused – and clasping a feeder. He was given bail and the case has been adjourned until 12 April, reports from Lahore say. (Via)

Better drink that milk while you can, baby — you’re not getting near another boob for a LONG time.

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