Forever ago, in the forgotten days of 2012, a commercial for a shaving company went viral. Dollar Shave Club’s “Our Blades Are F*cking Great” video has been watched over 16 million times, so now, more than two years later, is the PERFECT time for a shot-for-shot remake…but about blowjobs. That’s what Arrangement Finders, “an online dating site that connects Young, Beautiful Women with Successful Men,” did, replacing Dollar Shave Club’s not-porn star with an actual porn star.
If only Gus Van Sant had done the same thing with his totally necessary Psycho remake. Norman Bates? More like Norman Masturbates.