A Gunman Dressed As A Clown Killed One Of Mexico’s Most Notorious Cartel Leaders

Can’t sleep. Clown will shoot me.

A gunman in a clown costume killed the oldest brother in one of Mexico’s most notorious drug trafficking families in the resort of Los Cabos, authorities said on Saturday.

Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix, 63, a former leader of the Tijuana Cartel, was shot in the head late on Friday at a family gathering in the southern tip of the state of Baja California Sur, a spokesman for state prosecutors said. “A person dressed as a clown took his life,” he said.

Eh, still not as scary as Patch Adams. (Also, now Vince Gilligan has to redo all of Breaking Bad, or at least all the scenes with the Cousins, so that they’re wearing horrifying clown makeup. May their rainbow wigs satisfy you.)

(Via NBC News)