A rose is a flower. It has petals. It has a stem. It has thorns.
A thong is not a flower. It does not have petals. It does not have a stem. It’s underwear.
It’s important we all know the difference because some middle school kid “accidentally” confused the two and gave a thong to his teacher. This, according to the teacher’s husband.
So, either this kid’s a ladies man or he’s completely clueless. I like to think he’s a a little of both.