A Naked Dude Is Terrorizing A Charlotte Neighborhood, And Police Are Powerless To Intervene

Hey, perverts of the world! Did you know that in North Carolina, it’s perfectly legal to be fully naked in sight of children and old ladies and Jesus himself, as long as you’re on your own property? It’s true! That’s the reason one Charlotte man has been terrorizing his neighbors for the past 10 years, and the local police are helpless to do anything about it.

The unnamed man apparently likes to stand around in the doorway of his home fully nude while chatting on his cell phone, letting it all hang out, as one does. Except that no one does that. Charlotte’s WBTV3 spoke to neighbors, and they are rightfully pissed.

“I was out rolling the trash can on Friday and I just happened to look over there and he was standing there buck naked,” neighbor Pecolia Threatt said. “It’s not good to have people walking around here naked like that a grown man like that with all these kids out here you know.”

“Because my daughter grew up in this neighborhood. Even this week, when she was home from spring break, she would call me at work and say ‘Mom, I’m getting ready to go outside, but let me check if he’s out there first’. That’s how bad it is in the neighborhood,” another neighbor Adrienna Harris said.

North Carolina law states that indecent exposure is being committed when someone “willfully exposes the private parts of his or her person in any public place and in the presence of any other person or persons,” so, technically, he’s not breaking the law. Neighbors and police are trying to find another way around the situation (if the local news shaming doesn’t cut it) which may include getting the homeowners association involved, and everybody knows that you don’t screw with the homeowners association. In this case, they may literally be above the law.

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