Woodrocket, the website that brought you both Full Holes (yep, based on Full House) and that horrifying Donald Trump porn parody, has never shied away from asking adult performers the toughest questions (like the grossest thing that had ever happened on set). They continued this trend in their latest video, asking our fellow Americans (who perform in xxx-rated features) exactly who they’ll be voting for when it comes time to cast their ballots in this year’s presidential election. And while you might expect people in the adult industry to be exceptionally liberal, you’ll be surprised by how many people are voting for Donald Trump, the man whose eyes and mouth are actually interchangeable and who once openly discussed his baby daughter’s breasts on national television.
Here’s the mostly safe-for-work (unless your work is against swearing) video:
So why are so many adult performers voting for Trump? The responses range from the common “he tells it like it is,” to the more rare “we need a businessman in the White House because politicians have proved they do nothing” (which isn’t a bad defense!). You should watch the entire thing, if only to hear the chorus of “oh my gods” in response to the question and to see Amarna Miller ask if Trump’s campaign is a “yoke” in her very European accent. #Breakoutstar. (Leah Gotti’s “I wish Trump was here so I could smack him in the face, like who the f*ck are you, dude? Get over yourself!” is also delightful.)
Trump hasn’t yet released a statement on how he feels about the adult community’s support, but it’s likely he’s pleased…especially because every vote counts and even his own family won’t be voting for him in the primaries.