Megan Fox being cast as April O’Neil in the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Ninja Turtles has inspired plenty of debate (and a few fantastic Photoshops by yours truly) but what about the real stars of the movie? Who’s playing the Turtles themselves?
Well, one of the four roles is now cast — Alan Ritchson, star of Blue Mountain State and numerous Google image search results in which he’s showing off waaaay too much of his pelvic region, will be playing Raphael.
Shrug. Okay. I had no idea who was inside the rubber suits in the original Turtle movies and I still liked them just fine, so whoever they put in the motion capture suits for this flick are cool with me.